Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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