are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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