Where did you get a picture of my penis
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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