Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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