question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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