I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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