She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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