Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Randomize
