Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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