Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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