dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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