I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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