need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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