if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Are we still banned from the library?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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