I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
