kristin has been a bad kristin
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.