at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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