I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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