their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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