Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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