Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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