We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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