This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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