Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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