I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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