can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
