I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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