Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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