Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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