i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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