they need to just BURY HIM!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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