I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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