Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just want to make out with him forever
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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