I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I didn't notice because vodka
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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