we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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