are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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