You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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