Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
