That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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