6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
should my penis look like a turkey
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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