she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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