I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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