also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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