im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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