And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she smelled like a LAN party
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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