the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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