I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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