Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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