I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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