U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
this will be a night to untag.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Someone shattered a urinal.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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