Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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