I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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