brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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