I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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