YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
seriously i just wanna be friends
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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