So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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