She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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