I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
tell me about the fingering
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