So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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